Published November 22nd, 2007
Top Ten Thanksgiving Turkeys of 2007
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10.
Sydney Tamiia Poitier in Death Proof (2007) … Nude Proof. -
9.
Nikki Reed in Cherry Crush (2007) … No cherry; we’re crushed. -
8.
Kerry Washington in I Think I Love My Wife (2007) … I Think I Hate the Costume Designer. -
7.
Piper Perabo in Because I Said So (2007) … No Perabo pair a’ boobs. -
6.
Bijou Phillips in Hostel: Part II (2007) … Clothed Bijou? Now that’s hostile! -
5.
Elisha Cuthbert in Captivity (2007) … No nudity = craptivity. -
4.
Jessica Biel in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007) … Bare-ly butt crack. -
3.
Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) … Third time’s not a charm. -
2.
Rose McGowan in Planet Terror (2007) … Not even one single Taran-teat-o. -
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Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me (2007) … I Know Who Killed My Boner.
