Published June 1st, 2006
Top Ten Cradle-Robbing Scenes
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10.
Jennifer O'Neill in Summer of '42 (1971) Oh! Oh! Oh! Neill. -
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Judith Baldwin in No Small Affair (1984) No Small Funbags. -
8.
Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition (2005) Seymour of Jane! -
7.
Helen Mirren in The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone (2003) You’ll get Roman hands. -
6.
Jessica Lange in Titus (2000) Tittus. -
5.
Susan Sarandon in White Palace (1990) Super Sar-mam-dons. -
4.
Diane Lane in Unfaithful (2002) Unfaithful . . . and unclothed. -
3.
Caren Kaye in My Tutor (1983) Caren’s barin’. -
2.
Anne Bancroft in The Graduate (1967) Here’s to boobs, Mrs. Robinson. -
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Sylvia Kristel in Private Lessons (1981) Private Lessons, private parts.


