7th Annual Anatomy Awards
A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2005
Welcome to Mr. Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.
Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!
So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!
Push the envelope, please...
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Best See-throught Top:
Pamela Anderson in Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson
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Best Full-frontal Scene:
Alexis Dziena in Broken Flowers
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Best Buns:
Jessica Alba in Into the Blue
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Best Nip-slip:
Debra Messing in The Wedding Date
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Best Skinterracial Scene:
Jennifer Esposito in Crash
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Best Bikini Scene:
Jessica Simpson in The Dukes of Hazzard
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Best Nude Scene:
Anne Hathaway in Havoc
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Best Breasts:
Carla Gugino in Sin City
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Biggest Jumbo Jacks:
Cynthia Ettinger in Carnivàle
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Best Nude-comer:
Juliette Marquis
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Best Over 50 Skin Scene:
Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers
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Best DVD:
The 40-Year-Old Virgin: Unrated Edition
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Best Network TV Scene:
Lake Bell in Surface
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Best Skincest Scene:
Polly Walker in Rome
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Best Lesbian Scene:
Juliette Marquis and Cheyenne Silver in This Girl's Life
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Best Bonus DVD Scene:
P.J. Soles in Stripes
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Best FUR-frontal:
Mia Kirshner in The L Word
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Best Cable TV Show:
Masters of Horror
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Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity):
Where the Truth Lies
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Lifetime Skin-chievment Award:
Pam Grier
This year's Academy Award nominees and the best place to see them naked
Best Actress Nominees
- Judi Dench nominated for Mrs. Henderson Presents, nude in Langrishe Go Down '78
- Felicity Huffman nominated for Transamerica, nude in Out of Order (mini series) '03
- Keira Knightley nominated for Pride & Prejudice, nude in The Jacket '05
- Charlize Theron nominated for North Country, nude in Devil's Advocate '97
- Reese Witherspoon nominated for Walk the Line, nude in Twilight '98
Best Supporting Actress Nominees
- Amy Adams nominated for Junebug, nude in Psycho Beach Party '00
- Catherine Keener nominated for Capote, nude in Living in Oblivion '95
- Frances McDormand nominated for North Country, nude in Laurel Canyon '02
- Rachel Weisz nominated for The Constant Gardener, nude in I Want You '98
- Michelle Williams nominated for Brokeback Mountain, nude in If These Walls Could Talk 2 '00
