5th Annual Anatomy Awards
A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2003
Welcome to Mr. Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.
Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!
So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!
Push the envelope, please...
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Best Wet T-Shirt:
Carmen Electra in My Boss's Daughter
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Best Debut Nude Scene:
Christina Ricci in Prozac Nation
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Best Network TV Nudity:
Charlotte Ross in NYPD Blue
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Best Talk Show Wardrobe:
Cameron Diaz in The Tonight Show
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Best Nudity by a Former Child Star:
Justine Bateman in Out of Order
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Best Bikini Scene:
Demi Moore in Charlie's Angels
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Best Nudity by a Dead Chick:
Justine Karr in Bad Boys II
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Best Bondage Scene:
Chloe Hunter in Spun
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Best B-Movie:
Spider-Babe
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Best Bunnage:
Kristanna Loken in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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Best Nip Slip:
(tie) Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Tuxedo, and Mandy Moore in How to Deal
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Best Breasts (Real Funbags):
Ludvine Sagnier in The Swimming Pool
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Best Breasts (Phony Funbags):
Nikki Schieler Ziering in American Wedding
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Best Furburgerage:
Mary Louise Parker in Angels in America
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Best Over 50 Nude Scene:
Diane Keaton in Something's Gotta Give
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Best KY Jelly Wrestling Scene:
Lisa Donatz and Corinne Kingsbury in Old School
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Best Retro DVD Nudity Release:
The Woman in Red (1984)
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Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity):
In the Cut
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Lifetime Skin-chievment Award:
Mimi Rogers
This year's Academy Award nominees and the best place to see them naked
Best Actress Nominees
- Diane Keaton nominated for Something's Gotta Give, nude in Looking for Mr. Goodbar '77
- Samantha Morton nominated for In America, nude in Under the Skin '97
- Naomi Watts nominated for 21 Grams, nude in Mulholland Drive '01
- Charlize Theron nominated for Monster, nude in Devil's Advocate '97
Best Supporting Actress Nominees
- Shohreh Aghdashloo nominated for House of Sand and Fog, has never been nude in a motion picture
- Patricia Clarson nominated for Pieces of April, nude in Pieces of April '03
- Marcia Gay Harden nominated for Mystic River, nude in Fever '91
- Holly Hunter nominated for Thirteen, nude in The Piano '93
- Renee Zellweger nominated for Cold Mountain, has never been nude in a motion picture
