2th Annual Anatomy Awards

A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2000

Welcome to Mr. Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.

Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!

So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!

Push the envelope, please...

Best Breasts B Cup: Amy Smart in Road Trip
Best Breasts C Cup: Katie Holmes in The Gift
Best Breasts D Cup: Jennifer Connelly in Waking the Dead
Best Debut Nude Scene: Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards
Best Lesbo Scene: Michelle Williams and Chloe Sevigny in If These Walls Could Talk 2
All Deliveries in Rear: (Best butt shot) Peta Wilson in Mercy
Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree Award: (2nd generation nudity) Kate Hudson in Almost Famous
George W. Bush Award: (best bush shot) Kate Winslet in Holy Smoke
Best Full Frontal By a TV Star: Alex Kingston in Essex Boys
Kathy Bates Award: (Actress that should have left her clothes on) Ella Mitchell in Big Momma's House
Best Over 50 Nude Scene: Barbra Hershey in Drowning on Dry Land
Best Striptease: Shannon ElizabethDish Dogs
Best Nudity By A Dead Chick: Catherine Sutherland in The Cell
Best Skinny Dip: Charlize Theron in Reindeer Games
Breast Picture: (Best movie for nudity) 8 ½ Women
Best TV Show for Nudity: Sex and the City
Wildest Sex Scene: Menage–a–trois scene in American Psycho
Best Nudity by a Foreign Babe: Laetitia Casta in La Bicyclette Bleue
Lifetime Skin-chievment Award: Sharon Stone