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House Bunny Hottie Anna Faris to Portray Legendary Deep Throat Star Linda Lovelace in New Biopic

MTV recently reported that Anna Faris is preparing to portray vintage porno pole-smoker Linda Lovelace in a biopic of the Deep Throat star titled Inferno.

“It's a really deep, dark drama,” notes Farris, “and it would be cool for me to do. We're still trying to put it together.”

Lovelace’s life was jaw-dropping (pun intended), from her relationship with Chuck Traynor and her on-camera coupling with a German Shepherd in Dogfucker to her rejection of porn and untimely demise. Plus there’s the open-trachea tool-engulfing ability that made Linda a household name.

Here’s hoping that Anna goes all out -- and downs every inch. Mr. Skin would like to propose other modern-day Hollywood hotties to play vintage X-rated vixens.

How about Lindsay Lohan for Lisa DeLeeuw?


Lindsay could also do double-D-duty as Sharon Kelly, who capped her show-biz career in hardcore as Colleen Brennan.



In fact, Mr. Skin is going to ponder this phenomen and concoct and entire array of present-day Tinseltown honeys who could be cast to star as old-school porn goddesses.

Just think -- who could bring new life to Ginger Lynn? Traci Lords? Annie Sprinkle? Savannah?

Leave a comment and you tell us -- what young starlets should portray vintage hardcore vixens on the big, blue screen, and who should they each play?