Mr. Skin Mr. Skin

Two new flicks hit DVD with enough skin to make it a slap-happy Tuesday.

BRUTAL MASSACRE: A COMEDY (2007)
STUDIO: AnchorBayEntertainment.com
NUDES: Laura Bozzone (breasts), Michelle DiBenedetti (breasts, thong), Penelope Lea (breasts, thong)
THE SKINNY: An American Werewolf in London star David Naughton portrays horror film director Harry Penderecki in the outrageous fright-flick send-up Brutal Massacre: A Comedy (2007). The plot kicks off as Harry is mounting his comeback effort -- on a cursed set, naturally. From there, Brutal Massacre becomes brutally entertaining as thrills and laughs crop up alike, while hotties lose their tops (watch for the knockout naked nipples of Laura Bozzone, Michelle DiBenedetti, and Penelope Lea) amidst cast of beloved cult icons that includes Gunnar Hansen (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Ken Foree (Dawn of the Dead), Brian O'Halloran (Clerks), and Betsy Baker (The Evil Dead). Brutal Massacre: A Comedy will leave you in all kinds of stitches.


MAR ROJO (2005)
STUDIO: Maverick Entertainment Group
NUDES: Maribel Verdu (right breast, butt), Celia Blanco (breasts, thong), Renata Wife (breasts, thong)
The intense (and skintense) thriller Mar Rojo stars Spanish siren Maribel Verdu (of Y tu mama tambien) as Julia, a single mother working at a strip-club who stumbles upon a dead man in her own car. in his cold mitts, he's grasping a bag that contains one million Euros. Julia immediately ditches the corpse and makes off with the loot. From there, of course, her life grows ever more complicated, leading to an explosive ending. Along the way, we get a sweet peak at Maribela's teats and seat as she gets out of bed, along with some nice nudie-bar dancing by Celia Blanco and Renata Wife.