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Mamma Mia! Those Are Some Spicy Meatball-as

Mamma Mia!, the hit musical comedy based on the songs of ABBA, opens today to provide some light romance to balance the brooding intensity of The Dark Knight.

Both movies, unfortunately, are extremely skin-gy in the flesh department.Neither has so much as a nip slip, despite the proven willingness of actresses in both productions to bare boobs, butt, and even bush.

Check out these shots of Mamma Mia! babes who don’t mind Waterloo-sing their tops to show off their chiquititas. And for bigger files with higher resolution, upgrade to Mr. Skin Premium!

Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried, who plays Sophie, made her big-screen debut opposite Lindsay Lohan as a villainous in-crowder in the teen comedy Mean Girls. In the 2006 fact-based drama Alpha Dog, Amanda appeared in a skinny-dipping scene where she showed off her rackage, rump, and rug from a safe distance. Bow wow.

Meryl Streep

Consummate leading lady Meryl Streep plays Donna, Seyfried’s mother who can’t remember which of the three guys she was banging in rapid succession at the time of her daughter’s conception is actually Sophie’s father. In her acting career, Meryl has frequently used a body double, but when she played radioactive lesbian whistleblower Karen Silkwood in Silkwood, she flashed her left lactator for real. Meltdown!

Julie Walters

Playing Rosie in the film, British racktress Julie Walters is probably best known to moviegoers as the matriarch of the Weasley brood in the Harry Potter movies. But in the 1984 flick She’ll Be Wearing Pink Pyjamas, Julie showed off her jugglies and juniper bush while enjoying a shower with a bunch of similarly attired ladies. They’re wearing no pyjamas! But we can still see pink.