NO WIRE HANGERS! Except in the Bedroom.

She sexily wrestles Kim Kardashian in the just-out-on-DVD Disaster Movie. She encourages the women of the world to get in shape via pole dancing. She poses for Playboy.

The unbelievably hot Carmen Electra is a veritable sexual spitfire, but as it turns out, she's even wilder than we ever dreamed!

In the article accompanying her latest Playboy pictorial has a sizzling quote from Carmen regarding some naughtiness that ensued at the ballet club in her performing arts high school. IMDb quotes it:

"I made the mistake of talking a couple of girls into doing a nude photo shoot with my little school camera.I got into so much trouble. They shut down the club."

And speaking of Carmen getting nasty, click through the cut to find our her latest sexual fetish. What a freaky fox! more…

Two Foreign Beauties Flaunt the Foreign Objects on Their Chests to Celebrate the Coming of 2009

The great thing about the new year is that the rich and famous flee the cold be heading to the southern hemisphere for some fun in the sun—and a lot of them tend to forget their bikini tops!

Yesterday we saw troubled R&B chanteuse Amy Winehouse sunning her nudie boobies, and today brings us Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon star Ziyi Zhang and international supermodel Kate Moss following suit by losing their suits.

While Asian sensation Ziyi one-upped Kate with a fabulously flaunted fanny, Kate's display may be the winner in this instance: Not only was she not sunbathing topless when her boob plopped into view, she wasn't even wearing a swimsuit, but a dress with helpfully baggy arm holes! She is on the cutting edge of fashion, so maybe her perky-peeking ensemble bodes good times ahead for 2009!

After the cut, see Ziyi Zhang and Kate Moss nude on the beach. more…

How Much Is That Bombshell in the Window?

Ever wonder what a passionate night of sex with Angelina Jolie would go for? Dying to know how much a tryst with Britney Spears would set you back? As it turns out, the majority of the sexiest celebrities are surprisingly affordable!

Kristin Davis (no, not THAT Kristin Davis), the former madame who managed Elliot Spitzer's hottie-for-sale, has helpfully culled together a list of the top female celebs, and the price she'd be able to get for them were they on the market.

How much would a private session with Paris Hilton cost you? Find out after the cut! more…

Deeper than Deep, Your Cooler

Now fans of the late Gerard Damiano’s porn classic Deep Throat can satisfy their oral fixations in another way: by drinking a mixture of juices, extracts, and vitamins out of a big can bearing the image of Linda Lovelace.

And for the real fans, there’s even better news on the horizon.

The company that distributes the porn-themed libation is giving away a cooler that comes in three different designs, all bearing Linda’s iconic image.

Now you can have something to put next to your Deep Throat pinball machine to keep your fuel cool during those marathon sessions.

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Halle Berry tit slip! Dita Von Teese nude spread! Naomi Campbell naked! Amy Winehouse topless! Lily Allen nude sunbathing! And more!

Mr Skin’s pals at Nudography have rounded up some of the very breast nude celebrity exposures from the previous 12 months.

All in one convenient post, you can eyeball Halle Berry’s nude boobs slipping out of her shirt, Dita Von Teese baring flesh for German sex magazine pics, Naomi Campbell as a naked Catwoman, and hot paparazzi pics of bad-girl songbirds Amy Winehouse (looking good!) and Lily Allen (looking great) sunning and swimming sans bikini tops.

Nudography also showcases Secret Diary of a Call Girl star Billie Piper breastfeeding on the beach (with her eye-poppingly awesome nipples), French dish Emma de Caunes, Italian eyeful Letizia Filippi, and mighty-boobed UK bombshells Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea, and Rebecca Loos. more…

Aubrey O'Day Earning $500,000 to Show off Her Naked Bod in Playboy

For months now we've been hearing rumors that reality-TV darling Aubrey O'Day would be baring all on the pages of Playboy, and today the news is finally confirmed—Aubrey's assets will be gracing the mag in the March issue. And what's more, the blonde beauty reportedly earned half a million dollars for the shoot! We guess rolling with Diddy really does pay off. According to Starpulse:

Former Danity Kane star Aubrey O'Day has reportedly scooped a whopping $500,000 to pose naked for Playboy magazine.

The singer bared all with her reality TV bandmates for an anti-fur ad for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) in October.And O'Day will once again show off her curves for the cover of the March issue of the saucy magazine - after Playboy boss Hugh Hefner made her an offer she couldn't refuse.A source tells the New York Daily News, "Aubrey's making about $500,000 to drop trou (pose naked). For that kind of money, she was like 'Why not?'"

Rumors have been flying suggesting that all we'll see of Aubrey is her plump rump, but for half a million dollars, we're guessing she'll be letting every last bit hang out. Aubrye O'Day totally nude in Playboy? O'Yay!

Pic via aubreyoday.com. more…

The Debut of Amy's Tattooed Two!

They tried to make her go to rehab, and she said "no, no, no." They asked her to take off her bikini top and she said "sure!"

Looking happier and healthier than she has in years, a topless Amy Winehouse was photographed enjoying some fun in the sun as she spent the holidays on the beach, recovering from a hectic year.

Gone was Amy's trademark eyeliner and hairdo, but replacing the beeHIVE were her B-CUPS!

Click through the cut to see beach baby Amy Winehouse nude! more…

Janine to Trade Slam 'Er for Slammer

One of the most beautiful porn stars of all time, big-breasted Janine Lindemulder, is going to spend a portion of the new year in prison.

No, it's not the plot of her latest XXX film. Naughty Janine was cited for not paying her taxes!

The Register-Guard reports:

A 40-year-old adult film actress was sentenced Monday in U.S. District Court in Eugene to six months in federal prison for tax evasion.

Janine M. James, also known as Janine Lindemulder, has until March 10 to report to prison, assistant U.S. Attorney Chris Cardani said.

James, a Huntington Beach, Calif., resident, pleaded guilty in August to willfully failing to pay nearly $300,000 in outstanding federal taxes on income she earned while working in adult films, Cardani said.

This marks the first time that the statement "What a bust!" could mean something other than Janine's juicy jugs. more…

See the Secret Diary of a Call Girl Star Breastfeeding on the Beach! Nude pics here!

Swimsuit-clad Brit dish and recent mom Billie Piper busted out her baby-feeders seaside recently and got snapped serving a self-made milk meal to her lucky little sucker.

Fans of Billie’s Showtime series Secret Diary of a Call Girl have enjoyed naked ganders at her pre-pregnancy T&A, but just consider those delights a warm-up for her dairy-gorged gorgeousness now.

Lactation has graced plucky blonde with the meltingly sexy slight overbite with super-expanded giganto-nipples.

Click the pic for a mouth-watering eyeful of Ms. Piper’s jumbo dairy-pipes after the jump. more…

Nudity? Miming Sex with a Teenager? Not a Problem for Multi-Talented Winslet

In super-babe Kate Winslet's new movie The Reader, she plays a guard in a Nazi concentration camp who has a relationship with a fifteen-year-old boy! The flick is full of the delicious Kate in various stage of nudity and when it comes to the theme of a grown woman bedding down with a teen boy, she's as openminded as can be!

From an interview with The Guardian:

I start to ask whether she was able to find any way to empathise with [her character, Hanna] Schmitz, given the character’s Nazi past, and the fact that her life includes this relationship with this young boy, which, I suggest, by modern standards, would be considered paedophilia on some level. She recoils. “I think you should be careful with that word.” She gives an unconvincing laugh.

“But do you know what I mean?” I say.

“No, actually, not with using that word, I don’t.”

Even given the fact that he’s 15?

“No, I don’t. Not to that extent, no, I have to say, I have to be very, very honest, you know, I think that it’s a very dangerous word to use - that applies to pre-pubescents. Let’s bear in mind that this boy turns 16 in the story, and that’s legal marriage age. And Hanna is led to believe he is 17. And the actor himself, David Kross, is 18, you know, he’s an adult.”

Now that's what we call a real cumming-of-age story. more…

Out With the Old, In With the Nude….

Girly calendars are a tradition as old as cave-paintings and primitive mathematics, although for the last half-century or so, Playboy has rocketed the art form to a consistent state of magnificence.

Nerve.com is supplying a preview of the 2009 Playboy Calendar, which can be purchased for a mere ten bucks at PlayboyStore.com.

Press bra-and-panty-clad Playmates for a more fleshed-out skintroduction to the mouth-watering months ahead. more…

After a Career Full of Tease, Eliza Dushku Finally Delivers with a Topless Scene in The Alphabet Killer

On December 30th, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Bring It On star Eliza Dushku will celebrate her 28th birthday. But instead of waiting for her adoring fans to send her presents to celebrate a new year, she's giving us a very special gift: debut nudity!

The crime thriller The Alphabet Killer finds Eliza portraying a mentally unstable police officer investigating a string of murders. But more importantly, it finds her dropping her top! See sample pics of Eliza Dushku nude in The Alphabet Killer after the cut. more…