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Here's the randy round-up for the week of July 15, 2008.

July 15, 2008

ASYLUM (2007)
STUDIO: MGM
NUDE: Sarah Roemer (breasts, butt)
THE SKINNY: Madison (Sarah Roemer), who has already been pushed to the edge by watching her father commit suicide when she was young and losing her brother the same way one year ago, is trying to turn her luck around during her first year of college in the fright flick Asylum. But things go terribly wrong when she learns that her dorm is a former sanitarium and an evil presence starts picking off her new friends. Before things get too scary, we get to see Ms. Roemer's rack and ass-ylum.


THE BANK JOB (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: The true story of one of the most skinfamous crimes in English history forms the basis for the rollicking heist movie The Bank Job. Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows, and Richard Lintern star in this story of a crime team that successfully tunnels under a bank in order to break into a vault. The booty they seek is a pile of pictures depicting a topless Princess Margaret participating in a threesome with a guy and another girl. When the titillating snapshots are revealed, this Bank Job becomes a spank job!


DOOM ASYLUM (1987)
STUDIO: CodeRedDVD.com
NUDE: Ruth Collins (breasts)
THE SKINNY: Filmed on the grounds of an actual abandoned facility for the mentally infirm, the splatter-happy slasher spoof Doom Asylum tells the story of a group of teenagers who invade an old sanitarium only to fall victim to a psychotic and disfigured recluse who has been hiding there for the past ten years following a tragic accident. And he definitely doesn't welcome any visitors. This movie includes gory killings with autopsy equipment as well as some nudity from Ruth Collins. Naked Ruth is the naked truth!

NEVER FOREVER (2007)
STUDIO: Arts Alliance America
NUDE: Vera Farmiga (breasts, thong) (Picture: 1 - 2)
THE SKINNY: In the sex-sational, skin-filled melodrama Never Forever, bodacious blonde babe Vera Farmiga plays the wife of a sterile Korean-American businessman. After following another Korean man home from the sperm bank, she offers him $3,000 to have sex with her and another $30,000 if he can get her pregnant. Over the course of her adulterous sexcapades, Farmiga flashes funbags and bares her bethonged behind. Nice Ko-Rear-a, Vera!


THE SEX THIEF (2008)
STUDIO: PeachDVD.com
NUDES: Kina Kai (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Shay Laren (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Lana Lopez (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Lela Star (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Heather Vandeven (FFN, butt) (Picture: 1), Erin Avery (FFFN, butt) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The Bible proclaims that the Lord shall return "like a thief in the night." Odds are, though, the Almighty won't be like the titular protagonist of Peach DVD's The Sex Thief. That character has his glands full as he steals long, lustful looks at the fully naked forms of nubile knockouts as they get off alone and in pairs. Latina lovely Lana Lopez, incandescent eyeful Lela Star, and exotic buxotic Kina Kai are just three reasons why witnesses of The Sex Thief's none-too-stealthy activities will mo(i)st likely follow (birthday) suit.


TRAPPED ASHES (2006)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Lara Harris (breasts) (Picture: 1), Rachel Veltri (breasts) (Picture: 1)
THE SKINNY: The horror anthology Trapped Ashes showcases the talents of legendary horror directors Joe Dante, Ken Russell, Sean S. Cunningham, Monte Hellman, and John Gaeta in a series of four tales of terror embedded in a wraparound narrative. The stories involve a pair of bloodthirsty fake boobs, the ghost of a suicidal Japanese monk, a mysterious woman who exercises her succubus-like powers over movie directors, and a woman whose phantom twin is the tapeworm that inhabited her pregnant mother. Along the way we get to see rackage from Lara Harris and Rachel Veltri, but not their trapped asses.