Roberta Hanley in Modern Vampires (1999)

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They are among us, these vampires, and we don't even know it. There are hundreds , perhaps millions of them. They are simply higher than we are on the food chain. They must kill us to live, so they do. Like humans, some of them also kill for sport. They also have clubs, and at those clubs they keep humans chained up as drink supplies - like kegs of beer. And, like humans, these vampires don't always get along with each other. Blah, blah, blah.

The drama is too undramatic, the performances are hammy, the comedy falls flat, poor Rod Steiger makes a complete fool of himself, and the whole damn thing is darker and blacker than Lyndon Johnson's soul. It's an embarrassment. On the other hand it is an embarrassment with lots of nudity. Some really dark and barely visible nudity and some good nudity as well.

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