Bernadette Wilkes in The Hazing (2004)

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A little education is a dangerous and exhilarating thing, especially for that type of nubile undergraduate who has no need for underwire in her brassiere. In The Hazing (2004), a group of these pneumatically blessed scholars assembles in a derelict mansion with the intention of demeaning one another through forms of mild sexual inappropriateness (stopping short of actual rape or mayhem) that are endured as initiation rituals into a sorority of the most brain-frying felines ever to sit through an SAT. The suggestive and scintillating titillation is barely (get it, barely?) underway when a slim, sweet, and stacked sorority sister is gratuitously slain. Is it the mad professor? Has he formed an evil alliance with the spirits of nasty-minded malice? Does he possess the heavenly curves of his students’ bodies and force them to enact all the wayward desires of demon spawn? Will you, the viewer, survive until the last dead nymph falls without yourself having spewn?