Zen in Saint Francis (2007)

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With a cast that includes legendary softcore director and producer Zalman King, pin-up and fetish babe Dita Von Teese, and naturally delicious porn starlet Stephanie Swift, the horror flick Saint Francis (2007) definitely has more sinners than saints. The plot revolves around a despondent addict named Francis (Charles Koutris) whose mother committed suicide in front of him when he was six. His father Dr. P (Zalman King) is the leader of an evangelical cult, his sister Soul (Dita von Teese) is a madam for high-class hookers, and his brother Sid (Casey Anderson) is a drug dealer in debt to a ruthless gangster. We get to see Dita’s naked knockers when she’s dead in a car trunk, full frontal from the porcelain twins Zen and Zero, and all three B’s from Roxanne Arvizu. And to top it all off, there’s topless lesbian action featuring adult actresses Kaylani Lei, Julia Ann, Stormy Daniels, and Stephanie Swift in the bonus features. Saints be praised!