Helen Mirren in Royal Deceit (1994)

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Something's sexy in Denmark in Royal Deceit (1994), the original Danish version of Hamlet before Shakespeare got his quill in it. Christian Bale plays the great Dane, and Helen Mirren is the hot-to-trot queen. Who better than "Shakespeare's Slut" to play the scene where Helen flashes her hairy bush on the way to the sauna? There, she drops her towel and exposes her heavy hitters with Saskia Wickham and several anonymous nubiles. Saskia lets the big girls out to play again in a sex scene with Bale. To be nude or not to be nude, that's no question at all in this royal romp.