Rachel Nichols in Conan the Barbarian (2011)

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A heavy metal action classic gets a nu-metal update in Conan The Barbarian (2011). Game of Thrones’ Jason Momoa steps into Ah-nold’s heavily muscled shoes as the titular Cimmerian warrior, who sets out on a mission of vengeance after the massacre of his people. As the corpses pile up and the fighting grows more skintense, Conan realizes that he is Hyboria’s last hope against an encroaching supernatural evil.

The BOOB-barian skinvasion begins a mere 1 minute into this flick when Aysun Aptulova bares her pair as she’s tied up for a human sacrifice. Alina Puscau and Zlatka Raikova both show snookers as the leaders of a colony of slave women, and Rachel Nichols appears to reveal rackage in bed with Conan, but beware the black magic of a body double. Conan will give you a bone, man.