Eva Birthistle in A Fond Kiss (2004)

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A Fond Kiss (2004) asks the filmic question: What if Romeo and Juliet where born in Northern Ireland? To make things that much more unusual, Romeo is a Pakistani who flips for the blonde honey of a Catholic Irish gal, played by Eva Birthistle. It’s not hard to see what the swarthy foreigner sees in the homegrown beauty, especially when there’s no potato famine, if by potato you understand us to mean boobs. Eva’s clovers are good fortune for anyone who sees them, which audiences do in a lovemaking scene. She even flashes some of that emerald ass and spreads her legs for the kinky-headed lover to get a taste of her Irish pie. She must be wearing a pair of panties that say, “I’m Irish, Kiss Me!”