Sarah Lancaster in Lovers Lane (1999)

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It was 13 years ago that a madman with one of those pirate-hook hands killed two adulterous lovers at Lovers Lane on Valentine's Day. Now he has escaped from the insane asylum and intends to kill the children of the original couple in Lovers Lane (1999). This movie's got it all. There's gore, natch. But also a good helping of humor. For example, Anna Faris, from the Scary Movie series, is the high school's only cheerleader and never removes her cheerleading outfit. That's sexy, though it'd be nice to see her pom-poms. As for the sex, Diedre Kilgore is topless in a car at the beginning of the movie, which is sure to get viewers' hands on their stick shifts. Sarah Lancaster also flashes her boobs, but it's dark and could be a body double. Still, this lover's lane is a good place to park for a spell and check out the submarine races.