Suzi Lorraine in Vampire Queen (2002)

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Vampire Queen (2002 video) was an added feature on a Seduction Cinema title called Muffy the Vampire Slayer. I was hoping for something as capable as Playmate of the Apes, but it turned out to be a terrible transfer of some old vampire film that was unwatchable. Vampire Queen isn't much, but is, at least, capable. It was clearly shot on digital video in someone's living room (you can see the picture hook on the wall where they took down a painting to keep it off camera).

A comic book artist is having a lonely 50th birthday, when his publisher sends him an escort as a birthday present. When Debbie Rochon, vampire queen, knocks on the door, he assumes she is the escort. She bites his neck, and commands him to go forth and multiply. He bites the escort, Caine, and then Caine infects Summers, although we don't find out where they got her. Then Rochon shows up, adds the tidbit she forgot, that she is a lesbian vampire, thanks him for the recruiting, and takes the women with her.

This was nothing more than a quick short to fill up the DVD, but the girls, as they put it, are not hard to look at. C-.

Nudity Report: It features a great look at Darian Caine's tattoos (as well as all three Bs), and Kelli Summers, a new name to me, showing the same three Bs.


Written by Tuna…courtesy of Scoopy.net