Rachel Griffiths in The Hard Word (2002)

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Guy Pearce opens The Hard Word (2002) in jail, where he runs the prison library and sneaks out copies of Portnoy's Complaint to fellow inmates who must want to brush up on their masturbation techniques. Eventually he's sprung from the big house with his brothers to work on a heist. He's double crossed, of course, but worse, he thinks his hot wife (played by Rachel Griffiths) is cheating on him. His brothers have their own problems. One is being diagnosed by Rhondda Findleton, a psychiatrist who mothers her patient so intensely she gives him her boob to suck. Then he gets off with hot oil and Leanne McCulloch's fake tits. It's amazing that they have time for their robbery. What's the word? Hard . . . in your pants.