Jacy Andrews in The Sex Substitute 2 (2003)

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When a case of mistaken identity in The Sex Substitute 2 (2003) results is a young screenwriter visiting a bed and breakfast full of hot-to-trot honeys who think he's a world-renowned sex therapist, there's only one thing to do: start handing out therapeutic bonings like candy canes on Christmas Eve. It's a dangerous game, pretending to be someone you're not. But then again, it's also a dangerous game to plow a chick's furrow so close to a swimming pool. You could fall in and have your ramrod sucked into the intake valve on the pool's filtration system. I guess "Danger" is our hero's middle name, just like Ander Page's middle name is "Full Frontal Nudity."