Jennifer Gayle in Tender Is the Heart (2001)

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Tender is the Heart (2001) is a whole new genre. It is a "soft-core soap romance" (as in romance novel). I have said in the past that C+ is the highest possible grade for a soft-core. Well, the highest possible grade for a "soft-core soap romance" is F+. It has the flubbed lines, hospital settings and repeated dialogue of a soap, the poor tennis star finds true love with a famous doctor romance story, and a lot of naked people having simulated sex.

Famous tennis star Jennifer Gayle collapses on the court. Turns out she is diagnosed with a minor brain tumor by doctor wonderful, who lost his wife, Adrianna Sult, in a traffic accident. His best friend, who tried to set him up with Stacy Noel for a double date with his girlfriend Jane Smith is to perform the laser surgery. Gayle's manager, Toby Miller, ends up with the surgeon. Let’s see, there is nothing at all at IMDb, so that leaves the nudity report.

The film is really as bad as it sounds. There is a sub-plot about a hacker going into the hospital computer, but it dies half way into the film. The surgeon, at one point, says "Remember, I took one of my electives in Psychiatry." Wrong. The elective would have been Psychology, not Psychiatry. Some of the visuals were nice, although the film was over-dark in parts. Acting was simply not there. Out of a maximum of F+, this one is a full F.

Nudity Report: Gayle shows breasts and buns in three sex scenes. Adrianna Sult shows everything in a dream sequence. Stacy Noel has sex with doctor wonderful, and a threesome with the surgeon and Jane Smith Breasts and buns here. Jane Smith is only in the threesome. Also breasts and buns. Toby Miller seems to have forgotten that this was a soft-core, shows everything, and is well acquainted with Mr. Penis.


Written by: Tuna …courtesy of Scoopy.net