Hayley Keenan in Teenage Caveman (2001)

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Teenage Caveman (2002) is one of a series of cable-TV remakes of classic '50s exploitation fair. Unlike the original, however, this Caveman is directed by Larry Clark, a photographer and filmmaker who enjoys his actors young and naked. Taking place in an apocalyptic future, mankind has returned to cave dwelling. One band of rebels ventures out, learns to read by picking up discarded Penthouse Forum magazines and hooks up with a hedonistic couple. The weirdos are actually 100-year-old genetic experiments that turn the primitives on to alcohol, drugs and sex, which has been outlawed back in the caves. Trouble is, once the ladies take the cavemen's clubs between their legs they explode! Before things get messy, Tiffany Limos, Crystal Celeste Grant, Tara Subkoff and Hayley Keenan show off their perfect bodies. But the loincloth is always on, so don't expect these cavemen to get out in the bush.