Jennifer Connelly in Inventing the Abbotts (1997)

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Two lower-class brothers, Billy Crudup and Joaquin Phoenix, are in love with the well-to-do Abbott sisters, Liv Tyler and Jennifer Connelly. Yeah, the boys can’t really go wrong there! Liv’s the classy, aloof one, and Jen is the sexy, wild one--and the boys have a hard time figuring out which one each of them want. Billy has revenge on his mind and simply wants to stick it to the Abbott family, by literally “sticking it to” one of the daughters. Good ol’ Joaquin has more genuine feelings in his heart of a Gladiator, but he has a hard time getting either family to accept his feelings as legit. Then a wild card enters the mix in the form of the Abbotts’ divorced oldest sister, Joanna Going. Bullet-bra-clad hotties abound in this poon period piece. And this eye-candy licks back!