Bridgette Brooks in Killer Instinct (2000)

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I'm not sure if the Guinness folks have started that record for "most clichés" yet, but this movie could be a contender.

First of all, you have all the "Halloween-type" clichés. Something awful happened 15 years ago. Some people did something awful to somebody else. Now, 15 years later, a revenge situation is occurring.

Then you have all the haunted house clichés. Eight seemingly spoiled kids decide to spend the night in a haunted house. They are brutally murdered one by one. Who could the murderer be?

How do the two stories wind together?

· The guy who was killed 15 years ago was eliminated because seven corporate directors needed his land. They have now become incredibly rich and successful.

· The kids in the haunted house walk past an old homeless lady who says "You kids think you can do anything because your parents run the company". Aha, these are the children of the murderers, now being murdered.

Now here's the math portion of your bad movie SAT.

There are eight kids in the haunted house. There are only seven directors in the company. Who is the eighth kid?

If you guessed the daughter or son of the murder victim, you scored 800. I don't think I have to tell you which one of the eight kids survives the evening, and I think you probably know who the murderer was.

Avoid this movie.

Nudity Report: Bridgette Brooks and Andrea Langi are topless at various times. Brooks does a sex scene near the intro. Langi does a sex scene followed by a shower.

Critics Vote: NA

IMDB Summary: NA

Box Office: Direct to video

DVD Info: Widescreen anamorphic, 1.85:1. OK transfer of a dark movie, no features.

Written by: Scoopy …Scoopy.net