Laura Albert in Road House (1989)

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When Patrick Swayze rides in to clean up a town under the thumb of Ben Gazzara and then steals his girl (Kelly Lynch), there's going to be a showdown. Road House (1989) delivers an updated, kick-ass version of the classic western but with tits—lots of tits. Kelly shows hers, but only briefly, preferring to wow audiences with her stupendous seat meat. Swayze is the philosophy-spouting, martial-arts-expert bouncer who gets a job at the Double Deuce, which is a nice place to work if you like to fight—and he does constantly—or watch nearly naked ladies in the weekly G-string contests. If you come to a fork in the road, always take the path that leads to Road House.