Noelle Evans in Frankenfish (2004)

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The Bayou has some good cooking, only in Frankenfish (2004) the seafood is getting its revenge. In the swamps of Louisiana gory corpses are being discovered as if a fresh-water shark is on a feeding frenzy. Only there isn't any such thing, so the local medical examiner teams up with an employee of the fish and game commission to hunt down this exotic dish. To keep the food analogy going, the sexier of the duo is played by the daughter of the owner of Mr. Chows, China Chow. As skinsters know, China is a pirate's dream who has yet to unearth her treasure chest. Thankfully the far less skingy Noelle Evans has a XXX-mas gift for viewers: Her steamy dumplings are exposed at the beginning of the movie. Eat up!