Fantasia in Return of the Ultra Vixens (2000)

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Talk about your bonehead maneuvers. I picked up Return of the Ultra Vixens, thinking it would be one of those campy romps ala Russ Meyer, filled with giant breasts and a minimal plot. Wrong. It's actually a forgotten Katharine Hepburn movie.

Or not...

Actually, it's a nudie-cutie, or whatever they call those things, where the women just hang around naked and do womanly, large-breasted things, like trampolining and sitting in the hot tub and walking along a highway naked.

So it was pretty much like a Katharine Hepburn movie, now that I think about it.

Although this movie is exactly what it is supposed to be, and isn't bad by that definition, that's not my kind of entertainment. My picking this up now ranks as one of the three stupidest decisions in human history, right after Napoleon's invasion of Russia, and William Shatner's decision to pursue a singing career. But since I got it, here are the bims:

- Lulu Devine
- Pandora Peaks
- Candy
- Kim Eternity
- Alexis Love
- Fantasia

Nudity Report: Everyone is naked. It's a nudie video.

DVD Info: No widescreen version, a small additional picture gallery.

Written by: Scoopy ...courtesy of Scoopy.net