Lauren Hays in Lady Chatterley's Stories (2000-2001)

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Anyone who was a horny adolescent in the late 70’s and 80’s and who was hard up for porn knew that the Lady Chatterley movies were guaranteed to provide some quality softcore titillation. Loosely based on a D.H. Lawrence novel, the first film told the story of Lady Chatterley (Sylvia Kristel), a woman who must seek her pleasures elsewhere when a crippling accident leaves her husband impotent. A slew of sequels followed well into the 90’s, and in 2000 Showtime decided to turn the premise into a weekly late-night affair. The affair was short-lived, however, and the show only lasted a handful of episodes. The loss was not exactly a tragedy, since Showtime is a cornucopia for midnight tit flicks. However, it is worth mentioning that Shauna O’Brien, in the title role, has been naked in a gaggle of sexploitation pap, including the recent Scandal: The Big Turn On. You may not remember the name, or even the face, but you won’t forget those gigantic, pendulous, preternatural pontoons. Damn, those are some big guns! Blonde co-star Holly Sampson has also done her share for the cause by showing her smaller but no less enjoyable angel cakes in such masterpieces as Carnal Passions.