Peggy Trentini in Carnal Desires (1999)

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Carnal Desires is, I suppose, an apt title for this soft core skinfest. Really, any title, from Casual Fucking to Fornication at a Massage Parlor to Rampant, Overwhelming Gratuitous Nudity Contained Within to Make Up for a Lack of Plot would do just fine.

The film stars Steven Ginsburg (Sex Files: Erotic Possessions, Sex Files: Creating the Perfect Man) as a super-horny masseuse who bangs every hot lady who asks him for a rubdown. Naturally.

The film’s producers claim that it’s a “drama,” although I saw it more as a series of sex scenes. That is, believe it or not, the good news… Four women, all of them absolutely beautiful, although some of them are surgically enhanced, (do you care?) show off every last gorgeous inch of their bodies, generally in the following order of scenes:

1. “Hi. Can I get a massage?”
2. “Ooh… That feels so nice.”
3. “Let’s fuck.”
4. “Where’d he go?”

Rinse and repeat as necessary for Teat-Meat.

Soft Core Score: Piss-poor plot, even worse acting, tons of great tantalizing tits: A+!

Nudity Report: In descending order of breast size, Peggy Trentini, Tamara Landry, Mia, and Susan Featherly all show everything off repeatedly and at regular intervals.

IMDb Summary: 3.3/10


Written by: Vance Moravian