Monique Parent in Dangerous Touch (1994)
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I feel a little silly with my contribution of seven collages from a low budget erotic thriller after Tuna's 159 pictures from Excalibur. It reminds me of a Peanuts cartoon. The kids are looking at the clouds. Lucy says, "What do you see in the shapes of the clouds?". Schroeder says he sees Beethoven, anguishing at the keyboard to imagine the great 9th Symphony into existence, although he was then completely deaf. Linus, says that he sees the martyrdom of St. Paul. Charlie Brown goes last, and he says "I was gonna say a ducky and a doggie, but I changed my mind".
Well, anyway, I still have to say a ducky and a doggie, whether I want to or not. Dangerous Touch can be summed up as follows. Dean Wormer's kid has grown up into a radio psychologist. Richie Valens seduces her for only one reason - to blackmail her into giving up some priveleged patient information that will enable him to eliminate WoJo, who plays a powerful crime boss that cost Richie Valens three years in the hoosegow. She won't play along, so all the gangsters start fucking each other over and fucking her over, and Richie Valens even has to kill the Wishmaster at one point. Guess what - that Wishmaster voice is not Divoff's real voice. I never realized it was artifically enhanced for those flicks. I just thought he was a nice Russian-American boy who could talk like Darth Vader. Anyway, it has enough twists and turns that I watched it at regular speed. Richie Valens actually directed and wrote it as well! A real Orson Welles, that boy. Well, it isn't half bad. He did a lot better than Ponyboy did in the same three roles with Hourglass. Unfortunately, I had to bump it down to no stars because Richie never sang "La Bamba", WoJo never had coffee with Fish, Wishmaster never granted one twisted wish, and the Deltas are still on double top secret probation.
Dean Wormer's Kid looks good, and Monique Parent showed up as the obligatory anonymous stripper or hooker or something.
Written by: Scoopy...Scoopy.net