Christie Mucciante in Tango & Cash (1989)

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It was inspired casting placing Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell, two of filmdom's most macho he-men, together for a manwich of an action movie called Tango & Cash (1989). The two play cops who have to prove their innocence and in so doing kick ass. Stallone is Tango, a bit of an uptown dandy, to Russell's Cash, a street-smart tough guy who likes to fight crime shirtless. There's a running gag about Russell banging Stallone's sister, played by Teri Hatcher. It sadly never happens, and Teri's huge hooters remain unhatched. There is a backstage flash of flesh, but mostly these guys are into seeing each other smack the hell out of other men. It's weird, but who are we at Skin Central to criticize someone's life choice?