Catherine Weber in Masseuse 3 (1998)

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Masseuse 3, like the first two movies in this Soft Core Series, has something to do with a massage therapy-type place which borders on being a brothel, complete with an unimportant murder-mystery thrown in for good (?) measure.

Although the entire thing is poorly acted and not exactly a miracle in production or direction (it was helmed by none other than Gary Graver, who spends the better part of his time directing such Hardcore fare as Maverdick and Hard-on Copy…), it’s a sure-fire bet for late-night sleaze, boasting ample amounts of gratuitous nudity to go along with the virtually non-existent plot. If you’re expecting little more than semi-convincing sex scenes, tons of full-frontal nudity, and a predictable storyline to boot, then the movie will definitely find a fan. Otherwise, it’s nothing short of a run-of-the-mill B-Movie type fare.

It should be noted, almost as an aside, that Masseuse 3 could easily rank as the worst example of simulated sex ever to see the light of video. Every scene involves positions that would be next to impossible for any penetration, and when they are in a convincing coupling, the actors don’t move. I thought the sex was fairly bland, to say the least.

Soft Core Score: C-

Nudity Report: The good news is that Annette Burger, Gail Harris, Taylor St. Claire, Peggy Trentini, Tammy Parks, Julie Strain, Catharine Weber, and the film’s star, Landon Hall all show themselves off in all their full-frontal glory at roughly five-minute intervals in the film. The sex itself may come off as uninspired, but those are eight fantastic bodies to gaze upon, nonetheless…

IMDb Summary: 1.9/10


Written by: Vance Moravian