Jackie Easton in Hardbodies (1984)

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What’s so funny about beavs, boobs, and buns? Director Mark Griffiths brings in the laughs when three middle-aged mooks conspire to stalk the titular hardbodies who pop up like signposts to sexual nirvana along the beaches of Southern California. Although the trio of lunks initially fails, to hilarious effect, in their attempts to score, a gaggle of gaga-making girlies are shown in all their breastacular glory, prompting audiences to stay in their seats and the trio of protagonists to consult a professional to study his seduction techniques. Giggles and jiggles galore ensue when the losers set their sights on the pro’s girlfriend.