Cyndy Preston in The Ultimate Weapon (1997)

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As I keep mentioning, I always appreciate requests for film projects, as finding material is my least favorite part. The person who has sent me the most is our Canadian expert, Spaz, and this is one of his suggestions. I have learned many things since joining Fun House, and one of them is, ALWAYS believe Spaz. I had this film on hand, and had watched it, but for some reason I had forgotten, did not cap it.

Re-watching, I remembered why I had passed the first time around. It is not an especially good film, and I was very irritated but the lack of topless nudity from the credited actresses. Lucky for us that Spaz saw the glass as half full, not half empty, as the butt exposure in garters and butt-floss thongs is worth the price of admission. The plot, not that it matters much, has the Hulkster as a career mercenary who is double-crossed, and does in the people who did it. The bad guys are not thrilled, and threaten him, his estranged daughter (Preston as a stripper that doesn't strip), his girlfriend, and probably his gold fish. In this particular bout, the Hulkster is still a good guy, and the good guys are supposed to win by pin.

Preston's buns alone rate that much, and the photography is quite good. It belongs in the low Cs or high Ds. Lets give it C-.

Nudity Report: The only nudity is provided by some no-name robo-hooter strippers, but Cynthia Preston shows some major buns in a pole dance."


Written by: Tuna …courtesy of Scoopy.net