Jessica Alba in Machete (2010)

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Danny Trejo is a former Federale and soldier of fortune who is set up by a immigrant-hating politicians in the old school revenge movie Machete (2010). Rounding out the cast are Robert de Niro, B-movie greats Tom Savini and Steven Seagal, and tempting T&A-listers Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay uses a body double for her topless scene, but we do get to see T&A from Mayra Leal, Alicia Rachel Marek, and some uncredited b-movie babes. Machete will have you hacking off!