Traci Lords in Warm Up with Traci Lords (1990)

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Why should you watch an ex-porn star's workout tape when you can watch a porn star in actual porn? Well, when it's Warm Up with Traci Lords you're talking about, there are two reasons. One, most of Traci Lords' porn output, it was later revealed, was made before she turned 18, making it illegal to watch in the United States. Two, the enthusiasm with which Traci bumps, grinds, and humps the floor makes Warm Up with Traci Lords mind-blowingly hot without any actual nudity- and that's no small compliment coming from Mr. Skin.

Most of Traci's exercises are focused on the pelvic region- she thrusts toward the camera at a variety of angles, camel toe in plain view as her yellow spandex bikini bottoms slowly creep up her snatch.The camera makes ample use of her anatomical assets, filming her from above for a better view of her boobs as she bounces and jiggles. The cameraman also makes sure to get a good view of Traci's crotch as she does her stretches, which are all done completely splay-legged. Throughout the video, legs wide open seems to be Traci's default position, and she reverts to it whenever possible. Who said porn has no real-world applications? Your wrist will get the workout of a lifetime when you Warm Up with Traci Lords!