Miley Spends The Day In A Bikini
Okay, I’m just going to say what we are all thinking—Miley Cyrus needs to open a bikini farm. Not so much a farm where they grown bikinis, though that would be awesome, but she needs to run a real working farm all while wearing a bikini.
If I was a betting man and you asked me to name a celebrity that would feed a pig while wearing a bikini for a large sum of money, Miley Cyrus would be close to the top of the list. It simply makes sense to me—as I’m sure it does to you—that Miley Cyrus would consider a bikini the best outfit for farm related activities. Thanks to this Instagram post, I’m picturing her riding one of those giant red tractors in a bikini, tossing hay onto the back of the truck in bikini, and sitting on the porch after a long day of work, sipping lemonade in a bikini. As you can tell by the other bikini pics, Miley Cyrus tends to do things while wearing a bikini, so why not farm work?
Odds are, Miley Cyrus isn’t even on a farm, she’s just some place where they own a pig. I have no idea if Miley Cyrus has any interest in returning to television, especially for a reality show, butI think we’d all tune in to Miley Cyrus farming in a bikini.
