Long will Mr. Skin cherish the moments of Anya Longwell and her nakedness. (Get it? Longwell, long will? Mr. Skin gives you a nudge and a wink, because he knows you appreciate his word play.) The brunette hottie landed her first role as a showgirl in the crime drama flick Mobsters in 1991, starring Christian Slater and Patrick Dempsey. She moved right into a receptionist role in Death Becomes Her (1992) starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis, then took a turn as Helga in the TV series Sisters in 1992, with Sela Ward and Swoosie Kurtz. All this to say, the woman knows how to pick projects with cool co-stars. Next up, a part in the film Scorned (1993) with Shannon Tweed (still not seeing any problem with her co-stars…). And then came Red Shoe Diaries, the Showtime sexy series masquerading as soft porn. Anya played Ruth O’Hara in a 1996 episode titled “Temple of Flesh.” (Co-star? Does it matter—the episode is called “Temple of Flesh.”) The hottie played Amy in the vampirically inclined big-screen adventure Dead of Night (1996), then turned back to TV for Anya in Just Shoot Me! in 1997, and the recurring character of Tree (yes, Tree) in Veronica’s Closet in 1997-1998. Next up was her role as Audrey in Shame, Shame, Shame, which is full of skin, skin, skin—specifically Anya’s creaminess. Appearing full-frontal naked within its confines, she bares her neatly trimmed landing strip, curvy hips, and wide-set breasts. Long will Mr. Skin remember this. (wink and nudge)
