Anneka Di Lorenzo Nude

No matter what happens, I’ll be glad they’re naked.

Susan Sarandon’s name has been on our lips a lot lately, what with her encouraging her buxom daughter Eva Amurri to get topless on TV.

Besides that, it’s Halloween and that always brings to mind Susan’s Sapphic sex scene with classic French beauty Catherine Deneuve in the lesbian vampire flick The Hunger, recently featured in our 10 Screamingly Sexy Horror Nudes video.

And now there’s yet another reason to contemplate Susan’s Saran-domes.

Websites are reporting that director Jessica Manafort wants to do a remake of the Susan Sarandon-Geena Davis buddy pic Thelma & Louise with The Informers babe Amber Heard and not-yet-naked Leighton Meester, star of Gossip Girl.

This could be good news for those who want to see Leighton make her nude debut.

Let’s just hope this one doesn’t go over the cliff before it gets on the road.

Read more after the jump.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of January 6, 2009.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of November 18, 2008.

If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!

Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!

You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.

When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.

Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.

Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.

And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.

Read more after the bite.

Years come, years go. So as 2007 fades into the new horizons of 2008, let's be freshly grateful, then, that flesh on film lasts forever. The past twelve months have provided a bumper crop of delectable actresses unveiling themselves on DVD.

To a movie lover, sexual satisfaction doesn't come in a little blue pill but rather a thin digital disc. The DVD is still relatively new, but it's already changed the face of home entertainment. Gone are those bulky videotapes. Even chains like Blockbuster and Best Buy are phasing out that antiquated technology. All hail the ruler of the idiot box!