Nude Scenes from
Animal Instincts III (1996)

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Ask any filmmaker: a great movie begins with a great script.

And on this date, in 1999, a mound-blowing motion picture hit DVD (after four years of VHS) that proved that maxim to be true – down to the letter.

The film is titled Animal Instincts III (although sometimes it’s also called Animal Instincts: The Seductress).

The screenwriter was Selwyn Harris. The director, Gregory Dark. The boobs, butthole and vagina came courtesy of Wendy Schumacher, and a whole bunch of other California hotties, one of whom happened to be real-teen porn scorcher Jenteal.

Get the full scoops after the jump.

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