Angelo il custode

For Angelo (Banfi Linen), life is confusing. He’s been in Argentina for a long time, finally deciding to go home to Italy after almost forty years, only to find that, because of a bureaucratic error, he’s no longer officially classified as alive. He meets Elisa (Giuliano Gemma), a woman that he loved way back before his little trip and finds that she has never forgotten him, but now she’s the owner of a sport stadium with her son Adrian (Giovanna Ralli), her husband having abandoned them. Angelo offers to look after the stadium as caretaker, and that’s where his adventures begin. And if the idea of an old man’s adventures in a sports stadium make you excited, I’ll bet your folks keep you amused for hours by shining a flashlight on the wall. Francesca Rettondini co-stars, which is good since she is as gorgeous as any woman who has ever walked on the face of this planet, and she showed a little skin in the 2002 feature film, Ghost Ship. Which sucked. The film, not the nudity.