17th Annual Nude Anatomy Awards!

Breast Picture
Fifty Shades of Grey

No one knew how they were going to pull off this erotic BDSM flick in theaters, but they didn't disappoint! Melanie Griffith's daughter Dakota Johnson went nude for a huge chunk of this movie, showing all three Bs while her dom doled out some welcome punishment. This one will make your palm 50 shades of red!

Best Butt
Demi Lovato in Vanity Fair: Photoshoot

The "Cool For the Summer" star has come a long way since her Disney days, and she unexpectedly shed her clothes to a do a bathroom photoshoot with Vanity Fair that included no makeup, no retouching, and most importantly—no clothes.

Nudecomer of the Year
Chanel Iman in Dope

Supermodel and Victoria's Secret bombshell has spent plenty of time stripped down to her swimsuit on the runway, but we never thought we'd see her totally nude. That all changed when she aired Victoria's Secret in Dope, spending a whopping four minutes totally topless and trying to seduce a lucky dude. Now that, is dope.

Best Breasts
Joey Fisher in Anarchy Parlor

This Page 3 girl made one hell of an onscreen nude debut in this sinister tattoo tale, busting out her sensational suck sacks when she gives a lucky guy the lap dance of his life! Get ready to feel some anarchy in your pants.

Best Lesbian Scene
Freema Agyeman and Jamie Clayton in Sense8

It's not every day you see a dripping wet dildo during a sex scene, but that's exactly what we get when Freema Agyeman mounts Jamie Clayton in the very first season of this sci-fi series. That tingling in your pants? It isn't your super senses.

Best TV Show
Shameless Season 5

Emmy Rossum and Shanola Hampton got topless in the very first episode of this Showtime series, and they haven't slowed down since. Not only do we see Emmy's knockers numerous times this season, but we also get Shameless skin from Emily Bergl, Bojana Novakovic, Sasha Alexander, and more. There's no shame in their game!

Best Full Frontal
Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina

Ex Machina's many beautiful babes may all be robots, but that doesn't mean they won't have an effect on your very human flesh. One naked Alicia Vikander is great, but five naked Alicia Vikanders reflected in a massive mirror? That'll have you toggling your joystick.

Celebrity Nude Debut
Kristen Wiig in Welcome to Me

Kristen Wiig is one of the only SNL alums who has treated us to some T&A, and she made a major splash at Mr. Skin when she went full-frontal in a long casino scene! It looks like we all won the jackpot.

Best Nipples
Lena Headey in Zipper

Lena may have opted for a body double during the Game of Thrones Walk of Shame, but she had no problem baring her real nips 42 minutes into this drama. She's unzipped, and you should too!

Best A-Cup All-Star
Emily Kinney in Masters of Sex

Masters of Sex has been the Master of Skin since the very first season, but it was Emily and her mini-Kinneys that really made our 2015. She shows off her awesome A-cups on her very first episode, making for one very sweet sexperiment. Hey Emily, you can practice on us anytime!

Best Bush Only
Liv Tyler in The Leftovers

Liv Tyler gives a lucky dude the ride of his life when she pulls off her panties for surprise sex in a trailer during the second season of the apocalyptic HBO series. Liv may be one of the Leftovers, but do you really need anyone else?

Best Cameltoe
Kate Hudson in Rock the Kasbah

It seems fitting the best cameltoe would take place during the Bill Murray-helmed movie Rock the Kasbah. Kate Hudson may not ditch her clothes and show her desert dunes, but her sand-colored body suit hugs all the right curves, if you catch our drift.

Best Ass-Eating
Allison Williams in Girls

Girls might be known for its glorious T&A from the entire female cast, but when Allison Williams let her dude dive right between her asscheeks in the rimming scene of the century, it almost broke the Internet.

Longest Butt Crack
Erin Marie Hogan in Ray Donovan

Erin administers the perfect line of coke with her equally perfect ass, sitting still for an entire minute while she waits patiently for the lucky guy to come hither. This girl will turn you into Spray Donovan!

Best Pasties
Lady Gaga in American Horror Story

Lady Gaga's role as a vampire seductress in American Horror Story: Hotel lent itself to plenty of threeways and our first look at her completely bare ass. It was her barely there pasties, however, that really tugged at our drawstrings.

Best Facial
Jennifer Connelly in Shelter

It's not everyday you see a facial on screen, and it's definitely not every day that you see it from an A-lister. In this film about a homeless woman seeking something better, Jen exchanges a little tongue TLC for a place to stay and gets a little more than she bargained for.

Best Backbend BJ
Bonnie Rotten in Appetites

Adult film star Bonnie Rotten may already be known for her BJs, but her cock-sucking contortions will really whet your appetite!

Best Shaving Cream Crotch
Katarina Cas in Danny Collins

We've seen it bushy and we've seen it bare, but we're rarely treated to the beav in-between. Katarina spends the better part of 30 seconds talking to Al Pacino while she's mid-shave in the shower, her T&A out to play while her crotch is covered in cream.

Best Blowhole
Kelli Garner in The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe

Kelli Garner may play the titular star in The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe, but goes above and beyond the Playboy photoshoot by going skinny dipping in the pool. When her bare butt breaks the surface of the water, you’ll yell "Thar she blows!"

Most Surprising Nudity
Queen Latifah in Bessie

Queen Latifah went all out in this HBO Original film, stripping down for the first time at age 45 for a surprising nude debut. As the legendary singer Bessie Smith she sits in front of her vanity mirror totally nude to show off her royal rackage. Bessie will certainly make you messy!

Best Jumpstart Jugs
Emily Bergl in Shameless

Emily Bergl gets the punishment of a lifetime when her nipples are clamped to jumper cables and zapped by a car battery. That battery is not the only thing that’s going to run out of juice!

Best Nude and Tasered
Leslie Bibb in Salem Rogers

Leslie Bibb’s role as a washed up but still hot model in Salem Rogers lends itself to a totally nude strut down the catwalk. The only thing that could possibly make this scene better? Never losing sight of her best asset when she’s tased by security.

Best Breast Milking Scene
Laura Donnelly in Outlander

Laura Donnelly busts out her Highlands during this Scottish series for a whole minute and a half, giving herself (and us) some much needed relief when she squeezes her tits over a tin pail!

Best Over 40 Nude Scene
Sasha Alexander in Shameless

Sasha Alexander may have waited until 2015 to do her first nude scene, but it was well worth the wait. First we see her shameless seat meat when she rides a younger guy in cowgirl before she lies down in bed and gives us a long look at her bare boobs!

Best Pube Tweeze
Zosia Mamet in Girls

Girls heralded in its latest season with plenty of surprises, and Zosia Mamet sitting on the toilet, tweezing her pubes, was certainly one of them. Is this what all girls do when they’re getting ready?

Best CGI Nudity
Rebecca Van Cleave in Game of Thrones

Rebecca Van Cleave’s body may have been used to film the Walk of Shame, but shame is the last thing Rebecca had when parading her naked body through the crowded streets for an entirely nude minute!

Best Iceberg Boobs
Weronika Rosati in True Detective

Weronika does more than scratch the surface when she plunges into the pool from the second story and floats on her back, baring far more than nip in the clear water. After seeing those icebergs, you’ll be wishing you could use just the tip!

Best Threesome
Aomi Muyock and Klara Kristin in Love

Gaspar Noe’s Love is one of the most explosively graphic films in history, complete with unsimulated sex and one hot and heavy 5-minute threesome. We see French boobs, butts, and baguettes from both Aomi and Klara, meaning you’ll be showing yourself some love soon enough.

Best Double Pressed Hams
Ana de Armas and Lorenza Izzo in Knock Knock

Knock Knock may be a horror movie, but there’s nothing scary about the perfect asses on Ana de Armas and Lorenza Izzo when they press them up against the glass of Keanu Reeve’s house. If you need something to knock on, there’s plenty of wood in your pants.

Best Naked Piggy Back
Helena Mattsson in American Horror Story

Helena Mattsson mounts a man, piggy back style, during a horrifyingly hot threesome gone wrong during American Horror Story: Hotel. The dude doesn’t get a happy ending of any kind, but we sure do.

Best Nude and Tattooed
Ruby Rose in Orange is the New Black

Ruby Rose made one of the best skinpressions of the year, thanks to her nude debut in the sexy sapphic series Orange is the New Black. This edgy girl’s arms might be inked, but we have a totally transparent view of her boobs and butt during a minute-long bathroom scene with Taylor Schilling.

Best Nude in Heels
Lisa Edelstein in Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce

Naked women wearing heels – it isn’t just for porn. Lisa Edelstein runs around the house in her underwear with a lucky dude before stripping off her skivvies and dancing nude in front of the window, giving us a great look at her bare ass. Who divorced her and why?

Best Naked Human Teeter Totter
Phedra Syndelle and Toni Duclottni in Straight Outta Compton

Phedra Syndelle and Toni Duclottni take a break from the party long enough to take part in a threesome that puts them in the female version of the Eiffel Tower. That guy underneath them looks more than happy to oblige!

Best Trans Boobs
Trace Lysette in Blunt Talk

Trace Lysette proves that trans women are some of the most beautiful when she busts out her hormone-helped hooters in the passenger seat of a car, letting Patrick Stewart get a good grip on them!

Best Skinterracial Sex
Jodie Smith in Mad Dogs

One of these Mad Dogs has the loudest sex of his life when he takes a trip to Belize and finds Jodie Smith, who totally lets loose in bed while he friends listen from outside.

Best Sex with a Teddy Bear
Sarah Silverman in I Smile Back

Funny woman Sarah Silverman stars in this very serious movie about a drug and sex addicted woman who is about to get the boot from her family. She goes topless in the first four minutes of the film, treats us to an awesome anal scene, and even masturbates with her daughter’s teddy bear. We’re smiling too Sarah, you just can’t see it.

Best Naked Wheelbarrow
Jil Funke in Unfinished Business

Jill tries out a new position with costar Dave Franco, putting him in a place where he can’t exactly utilize his machinery as planned. It might be an unfortunate angle for him, but it gives us a good, long look at Jill’s jubblies!

Nude Heil Titler
Kim Shannon in Midnight Sex Run

We don’t usually condone Hitler impressions, but when they’re completely facetious and utterly topless, it’s hard to resist. Kim Shannon, we’d role-play all of history to get with you.

Craziest Nude Scene
Rose McGowan in RM486

Rose has bared her buds on screen before, but we’ve never seen her powdered peaks like we have in her very first music video, RM486. Totally bald and covered in white paint like an alien, she references Blade Runner while putting a blade in our pants. Get ready to blast off!

Best Zombie Boobs
Missy Martinez in Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Adult film star Missy Martinez makes a long overdue mainstream cameo in this zombie film when her cop top rips open to reveal her ravishing rack! That high school Scout can’t help but stop and give them a squeeze—can you blame him?

Best Butthole Waxing
Christina Milian in Christina Milian Turned Up

The best thing about reality TV is that you sometimes get to watch things the hottest celebrities do in real life—like getting waxed. Christina dips her pants down low and hops on the spa table, showing off most of her ass while she gets her back door spruced up!

Best Robo Hooters
Charisma Carpenter in Bound

Bound may be intended to rope in and tie up fans of 50 Shades, but to be fair, its tagline is, “Only black and white.” It features just as many boobs as the blockbuster version, showing Charisma’s massive mounds in the opening sequence and then many times throughout the rest of the film! You’ll be bound—to your chair.

Lifetime Skinchievement
Angelina Jolie

This Oscar winner might not be new in the world of major movie awards, but she is nude in the world of Lifetime Skinchievements! We started jonesing for Jolie since 1993, when she first went nude in Cyborg 2, and we haven't stopped since. 15 nude roles later and we'll always have a place in our hearts (and our hands) for sultry Angelina.