9th Annual Anatomy Awards
A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2007
Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.
Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!
So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!
Push the envelope, please...
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Best Underwear:
Jessica Biel in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
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Best Breasts:
Keeley Hazell in Cashback
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Best TV Show:
Tell Me You Love Me
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Best Unrated Scene:
Heather Graham in Adrift in Manhattan: Unrated Version
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Best Cartoon Poon:
Angelina Jolie in Beowulf
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Best Movie Short Nude Scene:
Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier
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Best Half-Bush:
Kelli Garner at Havoc 2: Normal Adolescent Behavior
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Best Lesbo Scene:
Katherine Moennig and Kristanna Loken in The L Word
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Best Grown Up (and out) Child Star:
Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan
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Best Crack-slip:
Karina Smirnoff in Dancing with the Stars
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Best Thong:
Cameron Richardson in Rise: Blood Hunter
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Best Nude Scene: Marisa Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead -
Best Nude Debut:
Olivia Wilde in Alpha Dog
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Most Niptastick Nip:
Milla Jovovich in .45
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Best Three-Way:
Oksana Borbat, Xeniya Fesenko and Calita Rainford in Return to House on Haunted Hill: Unrated
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Best Butt:
Gabrielle Richens in Hack!
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Best Bondage Scene:
Holly Hunter in Saving Grace
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NUDE—Comer:
Erica Campbell
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Best Stunt Bush:
Malin Akerman in The Heartbreak Kid
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Funniest Nude Scene:
Madeline Zima in Californication
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Fluffiest Full-Frontal:
Julianne Nicholson in Flannel Pajamas
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Best Major Leaguers (enhanced):
Jessica Canseco in Gettin' It
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Best Foreign Film:
Klimt
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Lifetime Skin-chievment Award:
Rosanna Arquette
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Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity): Good Luck Chuck
This year's Academy Award nominees and the best place to see them naked
Best Actress Nominees
- Cate Blanchett nominated for Elizabeth: The Golden Age, nude in Elizabeth '98
- Julie Christie nominated for Away From Her, nude in Don't Look Now '73
- Marion Cotillard nominated for La Vie En Rose, nude in Une Affaire privˇe '02
- Laura Linney nominated for The Savages, nude in Maze '00
- Ellen Page nominated for Juno, has never been nude in a motion picture
Best Supporting Actress Nominees
- Cate Blanchett nominated for I'm Not There, nude in Elizabeth '98
- Ruby Dee nominated for American Gangster, has never been nude in a motion picture
- Saoirse Ronan nominated for Atonement, has never been nude in a motion picture
- Amy Ryan nominated for Gone Baby Gone, has never been nude in a motion picture
- Tilda Swinton nominated for , nude in Female Perversions '97
