Nude Scenes from
An Erotic Vampire in Paris (2002)

Stick around the Internet for the next little while and, I promise you, some unconscionable cliché-spewer will assault your computer screen with a phrase he’ll want you to believe he just came up with himself:

“Two words: Nazi. Zombies.”

Please note the period after each of these two words. It wouldn't be Internet Douchespeak without them.

Motivating this tripe is hype for an official Tool-Approved Sundance Take on the Topic. Don’t fall for it. Fall in love, instead, with Shock Waves and Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. All over again.

Better still, support new horror efforts on the order of Gutterballs and Blood and Sex Nightmaer, where the hair that gets raised -- amazingly, on-camera -- is pubic. Other times, the naked vaginas on up-close display are bald.

Come swallow the whole mess after the jump.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 6: Misty Mundae

Any regular visitor of Mr Skin knows that we just can’t get enough of Misty Mundae.

Aside from Misty Mundae’s overall superhuman star-power and sharp wit and wonderful way of never hesitating to get naked (while always hesitating to shave her deliciously full-bloomed bush), the A-cupped B-movie skinstation supplied our first-ever Skinterview, and she’s since been the subject of countless reviews, feature stories, and even an appropriately unnerving column by McBeardo.

To look at Misty Mundae is to understand how she conquered the world of outlaw cinema so quickly and so thoroughly. That her most memorable roles have turned up (and on) in the realm of horror makes her a scream queen of the highest -- and hottest -- order.

Click the pic to learn more and see Misty Mundae nude.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 19: Tina Krause

Raven-maned ravisher Tina Krause drove a wooden spike in horror fans’ pants with her topless debut in the self-explanatory Vampire’s Seduction.

Wearing a cape, and precious little else, this lusciously chesty Queens, New York native immediately took her place among the pantheon of all-time great Scream Queens, and has rarely relented by taking roles in numerous sex-drenched fright flicks ever since.

Cast frequently opposite itty-bitty-boobie goddess Misty Mundae, Tina Krause provides a beautifully (all-natural) busty contrast, and the pair -- or should we say foursome -- has proven to be one of the 21st century’s most potent sexploitation combos.

Get a lot of loads (and leave a lot to) of naked Tina in skintastic scream-fests such as Dead Students’ Society, Cannibal Doctor, Dinner for Two, Witchhouse 3: Demon Fire and, moist spectacularly, An Erotic Vampire in Paris.

In my nocturnal ramblings through cyberspace, I recently came across a list of the hottest vampires in cinematic history, in anticipation, no doubt, of the second episode of True Blood tomorrow night.

At first I was confused and alarmed, because all of the female I know that got into acting wanted to keep their identity as members of the undead under wraps. Not all of them were smart about it, though. I’m not naming names, of course. (Rose McGowan and Fairuza Balk.)

But then I saw, to my relief, that they were actually listing mortal actresses who played vampires on film. The list mentions some of my favorites, including Soledad Miranda, Lucy Liu, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Angie Everhart, and Carla Gugino.

But a whole host of boobtastic babes that no self-respecting bloodsucker could forget are absent from the list. It is my duty as Chief Undersex-retary in charge of Naked Actresses for the All-Transylvania Secret Sodality of Monsters Encouraging Nudity (A.S.S.M.E.N. for short) to remedy this situation.

To that (rear) end, here are five more incredible hot movie vampires for your sanguine and salubrious skin-tillation.

Read more after the bite!