America's Funniest People

Wow, what a misnomer this was. If you ever saw a funny person on America’s Funniest People, including any of the hosts, send in a videotape of the moment in question and I’ll run naked through the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. This dreadfully un-humorous excrement was further proof that the producers of America’s Funniest Home Videos will burn in hell. No, scratch that, they’ll burn in a place worse than hell. They’ll burn in Texas.  As America's Funniest Home Videos gained in popularity, the producers found a lot of the people sending them tapes were actually cheating and setting up their situations deliberately.Rather than tell these people that they were barred from competing, the bigwigs simply created another show for them and offered them a $100,000 grand prize for the funniest ‘bit’. Surprisingly, they actually did give away some money, and even more surprisingly this show went for FOUR long, depressing seasons. And even more depressingly, Dave Coulier (Bob Saget’s buddy on Full House) hosted the entire thing, first alongside Arleen Sorkin, then with Tawny Kitaen. What a miserable wasteland Dave Coulier’s life has become.