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American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009)

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Ten years after American Pie made teen-sex-comedy history, three new hapless virgins discover the sex Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High in American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009). Things aren't going great for Rob Shearson, played by Alfalfa from The Little Rascals (1994) himself, Bug Hall. He's a viral star for jerking it with a PB and J, one of the legendary Stifler family is threatening to rail his crush if he keeps being a giant puss, and he accidentally burned the school library to the ground. But in these ashes Rob finds the legendary lovemaking manual written by nearly half a century of successfully sexed up students. And with the help of this tome on how to get dome, from the ashes, like a horny Phoenix, Rob will rise. Between zany hijinks like getting blown by an elderly hooker who dies while still attached to his knob, and one of the Stifler boys ending up a moose's girlfriend, Rob just may have to rewrite the book on how to win your dreamgirl if he thinks he can land a lady like Heidi (Beth Behrs). Yes, that's the longtime, thin blonde star of 2 Broke Girls hoping you don't recognize her in the straight to DVD sequel. Seeing her in a bra sure jogged some mammory memories, though! Beyond that, as is often the case in the pie movies, we get a lineup of bog titty women, in this case Holly Eglington, Cindy Lucas and Shannon Cotnam. We also get the flashing trio of Willa Potter, Meghan Feenstra and Jasmine Mooney during one of this Stifler's legendary parties. On top of that, there's the perky pair of Jennifer Holland being unveiled before a loser panics seeing that body, Taryn Johnston taking it from behind before her weird tattoo has a dude confused if he's supposed to spew, and Melanie Papalia showing her puppies, which mysteriously grow using some movie magic. Gross out gags, stupid sex jokes, and a constant stream of hotties flashing their hooters? Pretty smart of the filmmakers to do things by the book when making a fun flick like American Pie Presents: The Book of Love