American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005)

Sure, there were a lot of quotable lines in American Pie (1999). But if you played an instrument in the early 2000's, you heard what the horny ginger Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) learned to do with a flute while at band camp about a billion times. And every time they said it, you imagined Alyson doing it! Still, the idea that band camp was a haven for horny horn blowers was funny enough that the Pie people decided their first straight to video spinoff would follow Stifler's little bro at band camp. The result was the sex comedy American Pie Presents Band Camp (2005). With only the Shermanator (Chris Owen) Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) reprising their roles, the spinoff follows the wannabe porno director Matt Stifler (Tad Hilgenbrink) who is forced to attend band camp as atonement for his teenage derelictions. Naturally, as soon as the young reprobate arrives, he sets about installing secret cameras in the girls’ shower stalls thinking he can sell the footage to get his adult film dreams going. While he causes all sorts of chaos, eventually he falls for a girl named Elyse (Arielle Kebbel) but screws that up too, and has to scramble to make things right with both his dream girl and his new band buddies. In real life he'd be banned from band camp, if not arrested for his pervy scheme, but since this is a sex comedy the little Stiffy saves the day. Loathed by critics and fans alike, what saves this movie is all the nudity. While Arielle Kebbel only showed her body in a blue bikini and Ginger Lynn Allen used a body double to play a naked nurse, plenty of women were willing to show the real thing. Tara Killian, Angela Litle and Rachel Veltri do a little naked dancing in the showers as Matt watches from his laptop. Later, Jenniger Walcott joins in to show her buns and boobies. Yup, that footage would sell out pretty quickly! If you haven't figured it our already, you'll learn how to get yourself off watching American Pie Presents Band Camp.