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Mr. Skin Has a Few Casting Ideas

According to the Hollywood rumor mill, German writer/director Marc Vorlander is at work on the follow-up to the 1995 skinstant classic Showgirls, called Showgirls: Story of Hope.

The details are sketchy at best, but blogs are reporting that the plot will have Rena Riffel's character Penny traveling to Frankfurt, Germany, to seek revenge on the people responsible for giving her brother a deadly dose of cocaine.

There is also a trippy-looking teaser video for the movie that you can watch here.

Since all the casting is still up in the air, we at MrSkin.com have decided to take a stab at casting this flick, under the assumption that all the main characters will be returning.

With no other information to go on, we’ll do what we do in Vegas. We gamble.

For Nomi Malone, the hooker-turned-stripper-turned-showgirl played by a nude Elizabeth Berkley in the original, we have three suggestions:

AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 and Nip/Tuck fame for her trashy, bisexual, frizzy-haired sex appeal; Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, whose ice cream photoshoot put all sorts of ideas into her fans’ heads; and recent newsmaker Taylor Swift, who would be a perfect naïve ingénue.

We also have three suggestions for Crystal Connors, Nomi’s arch rival and would-be lesbian lover. In the original, the role was played by Gina Gershon.

Our choices are: Marisa Tomei, who was one of our favorite strippers of all time in The Wrestler; Megan Fox, whose refusal to get nude would immediately disqualify her with extreme prejudice; and Rosario Dawson, who’s a little young for the part, but more than sexy enough.

Roll the dice and read the rest of our suggested cast list after the jump.

Vision of Nubs During "Vision of Love"

Last night, American Idol viewers got a big surprise when nearly Katrina Darrell AKA “Bikini Girl” returned to the Idol stage, where she was a favorite among the male judges for her barely-there attire, and was joined by a nearly naked Kara DioGuardi.

Seeing Katrina trot out in her two-piece was no surprise, nor was the tingling sensation that accompanied it.

The real shocker was when Kara herself, the Idol judge and the way-too-hot-to-be-behind-the-scenes songwriter came out on stage in the middle of Darrell’s rendition of Mariah Carey’s "Vision of Love" and began to blow.

After outsinging her rival, Kara then took on Katrina on her own turf, ripping open her dress to reveal her stunning and sculpted body in a bikini whose skimpiness was a match for the would-be singer.

Read more after the jump.

Kendra Wilkinson tits, ass, and pussy get a new modeling gig. (Anything Hollywood)

Jennifer Aniston tits, ass, and pussy hurt by Angelina Jolie’s taunting. Actually, maybe it was just her feelings that got hurt. (Defamer)

Mischa Barton goes on a date with her lesbian movie co-star. (Fox News)

Miranda Kerr likes lingerie, and it likes her back. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lucy Pinder nude, nude, nude in Nuts magazine. (NUTS!)

Nikki Cox nude? Not quite. Enjoy some side-tit. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Evan Rachel Wood keeps denying Mickey Rourke romance. (Celeb Warship)

American Idol tits Katherine McPhee is hot in OK magazine, OK? (The Grumpiest)

Over the past two decades, Cynthia Rothrock has chopped, kicked, and mega-blasted her way to the title of the indisputable queen of Hong Kong martial-arts flicks. Black belts in five separate disciplines circle Cynthia's pretty waist-Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Eagle Claw, Wu Shu, and Northern Shaelin-making this Delaware-born destroyer a hot threat to all comers both in the fighting arena and on camera in her many high-octane, over-the-top action flicks.