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A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

April Flores a.k.a. Fatty D Proves That Larger Is Lustier as Bizarre’s New Whole Lotta Cover Girl

Chubby-inducing BBW XXX bombshell April Flores -- who performs under the nom-de-poon Fatty D -- goes where pin-up siren Dita Von Teese went last month: straight to the cover of the all-encompassing (or is that all skin-compassing?) wild culture journal, Bizarre.

Fatty has also been the subject of a Mr. Skin Skinterview and, fittingly, she graces the cover of Bizarre’s “Big” Issue.

See more of Fatty D’s most succulent sections after the jump, plus a few of Mr. Skin’s other favorite plump-rumped and super-sizably suck-sacked sweethearts.

“I like big butts and I cannot lie,” rhapsodized Sir Mix-A-Lot in “Baby Got Back,” his 1992 smash single that simply cannot be overlooked when composing a paean to the limitless pleasures of lusciously large-scaled female posteriors.

Of course, legendary metal mavens Spinal Tap had already kicked open that back door lyrically via their opus “Big Bottom,” which declares: “The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’ / The looser the waistband / the deeper the quicksand / My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights / Big game's waiting there inside her tights!”