All Star Squares

Damn you to hell, Portia DeRossi! If it weren’t for the fact that this Aussie blonde had once appeared on All-Star Squares, I never would have had to waste my time reviewing what is, most definitely, one of the worst shows ever to grace TV screens. Thankfully for all those who live outside of Australia, you never had to endure the Hollywood Squares rip off that was this show. Hosted by a former radio DJ (Ian Rogerson) who the media insists on telling us is really funny, even though the evidence to the contrary is painfully clear, the show featured pseudo-famous Australians doing a bad imitation of what Americans do badly to begin with. I mean, we all know that the jokes are written for the celebrities, but does it have to be SO obvious!?